Season 1 (2000)

Pilot
7.4

January 9, 2000 • 22m

Malcolm finds his life as the middle brother in an eccentric family made even more difficult by his being placed in a class for gi...Read more

Red Dress
7.4

January 16, 2000 • 22m

Lois must take drastic steps to discover which of her sons ruined the special dress she bought for an anniversary dinner with Hal.

Home Alone 4
7.5

January 23, 2000 • 22m

Lois and Hal leave the boys alone for the weekend with Francis. the boys assume that if all goes well, Francis may not have to go ...Read more

Shame
7.6

February 6, 2000 • 22m

Parallel stories pit Malcolm against a bullying, obnoxious new kid and Francis vies with his intimidating, military-school command...Read more

Malcolm Babysits
8.0

February 13, 2000 • 22m

Malcolm's cushy babysitting job provides relief from the trailer the family's using while their house is being fumigated, until Ma...Read more

Sleepover
7.7

February 20, 2000 • 22m

Malcolm sleeps over at Stevie's house and, appalled at his over-protected lifestyle, persuades him to sneak out to a strange, late...Read more

Francis Escapes
7.3

February 27, 2000 • 22m

Francis goes AWOL from military school to link up with his girlfriend, a ditsy doozy who's made him gaga.

Krelboyne Picnic
8.1

March 12, 2000 • 22m

The whole family attends a Krelboyne family picnic, and Malcolm dreads his performance in the event's Academic Circus will make hi...Read more

Lois vs. Evil
8.1

March 19, 2000 • 22m

Lois's firing prompts household economizing. Meanwhile, Francis delights in his honor-guard duty—at a teenage beauty pageant.

Stock Car Races
7.4

April 2, 2000 • 22m

While Hal secretly takes the boys to the stock car races, Lois desperately searches for her missing paycheck. Francis at military ...Read more

Funeral
7.7

April 9, 2000 • 22m

A relative's funeral conflicts with Malcolm's plans for his very first date, so he tries to figure out a way to skip the bereavement ceremony.

Cheerleader
7.6

April 16, 2000 • 22m

A spiffy cheerleader attracts slovenly Reese, who cleans up his act—best as he can—to woo her. He even joins her rah-rah squad. De...Read more

Rollerskates
8.2

April 30, 2000 • 22m

Roller-skating lessons from Hal bug Malcolm, who rebels against dad's discipline while mom agonizes in bed from a backache she bla...Read more

The Bots and the Bees
7.5

May 7, 2000 • 22m

Malcolm and his Krelboyne classmates enlist the help of Hal for a school project, which involves a robot, and an enormous swarm of...Read more

Smunday
7.9

May 14, 2000 • 22m

The boys stay home from school when their mother thinks it's Sunday instead of Monday. Malcolm thinks of a plan to get Francis out...Read more

Water Park (1)
8.1

May 21, 2000 • 22m

When the family goes to a water park for a day, Dewey is left home with an elderly, stern babysitter. Francis is hustled at pocket...Read more