Season 1 (2009)

Lets Get It On
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March 10, 2009 • 30m

Leighton Mills is a man on the way up — until an incident with too many glasses of champagne, a randy junior British Royal, a limo...Read more

Idiot Wind
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March 17, 2009 • 30m

Fo'alafa Day, the Feausian equivalent of April Fool's Day, gets off to a cracking start with consulate 'babysitter' Leighton hosed...Read more

Tattoo You
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March 24, 2009 • 30m

In an attempt to buy Leighton off with the baubles of power, the Fe'ausians want to make him the first ever non-Fe'ausian Aratika ...Read more

Love My Way
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March 31, 2009 • 30m

Leighton arrives at the consulate to find it in the throes of wedding preparations for members of a polygamous quasi-religious sec...Read more

War!
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April 7, 2009 • 30m

In the wake of Leilani's cancelled marriage to Prince To'omai, Fe'ausi has declared war on Fa'akofa. Leighton does his best to sto...Read more

Boris the Spider
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April 14, 2009 • 30m

The arrival of this week's diplomatic pouch in the less than capable hands of Niu, Fe'ausi's surfing legend, brings with it not ju...Read more

Climb Every Mountain
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April 28, 2009 • 30m

For once it is Leighton who must try to save the Fe'ausians from their own greed, as they plan to sink all the money they have mad...Read more

Strange Fruit
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May 5, 2009 • 30m

The annual Frangipani Festival showcase of Pacific Island culture gives Leighton the chance to book his ticket out of his Fe'ausian consulate hell.

Chain of Fools
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May 12, 2009 • 30m

An anti-whaling protestor chains herself to the consulate gates; meanwhile, out the back of the consulate in Mick's hiding shed, t...Read more

Graceland
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May 19, 2009 • 30m

Leighton gets a blast from the past as Princess Grace — the reason he was consigned to the Fe'ausian consulate — drops in for a su...Read more

All Eyez on Me
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May 26, 2009 • 30m

Jonah has a new woman in his life — Svetlana. But Is Jonah being played, and has he become the victim of a honey trap?

Food For Thought
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June 2, 2009 • 30m

The King has listened to the evil Royal Nutritionist and has gone on a diet — which means that every Fe'ausian must go on the same...Read more

Spy in the House of Love
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June 9, 2009 • 30m

The War on Terror comes to Fe'ausi. Bumabuma Day, the Fe'ausian equivalent of Guy Fawke's Day, looms.