February 12, 2009
Xavier's sacred mantra brings solace to a sad, pathetic pill popping soul— his own.
February 19, 2009
Xavier unleashes his revolutionary lifesaving maneuver all up on those who find theyselfs in need of his protection.
February 26, 2009
When Xavier sets him sights on friendship, the Energy Crisis won’t know what hit it in the face.
March 5, 2009
Xavier returns to the scene of the crime, his childhood.
March 12, 2009 • 15m
Xavier lifts homeless vererans up from the filth of the streets and into the filth of their meats.
March 19, 2009 • 15m
When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of déjà vu reigns supreme. When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of dé...Read more
March 26, 2009 • 15m
Just whenst you most expect it, Xavier’s gratitude starved heart shrieks out “Abandon ye lifequest!” and then wolfs down a steam-f...Read more
April 2, 2009 • 15m
A reporter gets his scoop on Xavier. Here cometh the twist: It turns out to be a scoop of Lotion. It’s pretty cool. Or, did he?
April 9, 2009 • 15m
Xavier has amnesia.
April 16, 2009
When Xavier runs out of desert across which to ramble, he drowns in a sea of completion.