May 1, 2005 • 22m
Peter and Lois decide to go on a second honeymoon. But when Peter crashes the car, he decides to pose as Mel Gibson to stay in his...Read more
May 8, 2005 • 22m
Brian becomes a substitute teacher at Chris' school after his teacher wins the lottery. When Brian is moved to teach a class of tr...Read more
May 15, 2005 • 22m
After Mort bowls a perfect game, and Quagmire gets a key to the city by performing CPR, Peter notices he has nothing to be proud o...Read more
June 5, 2005 • 22m
When Meg gets turned down for a date, she asks her family for support. Lois ends up taking her to the mall, where she gets the ult...Read more
June 12, 2005 • 22m
When Peter hears Loretta scream, he tries to help out, but discovers Loretta is cheating on Cleveland. Peter figures out that it w...Read more
June 19, 2005 • 22m
After winning a game of Trivial Pursuit, Peter is convinced he is a genius. To prove Peter wrong, Brian suggests he take a test o...Read more
June 26, 2005 • 22m
"The Bachelorette" comes to Quahog and Brian is chosen to be a contestant. Brian does not like the show, but participates just to...Read more
July 10, 2005 • 22m
Peter runs up his tab at Mort’s Pharmacy. When he doesn’t have the money to pay, he decides to sell Meg to the Goldmans. Neil is...Read more
July 17, 2005 • 22m
Lois’ kleptomania lands her in jail, leaving the Griffin household in a worse state of disarray than usual. Peter and the family ...Read more
July 24, 2005 • 22m
Lois fulfills a lifelong dream of being a model. Stewie starts on a multi-level marketing company. Brian in need of cash to buy ...Read more
September 11, 2005 • 22m
Peter and Brian’s friendship becomes strained after Brian begins dating one of Meg’s high school teachers. Peter finds a replacem...Read more
September 18, 2005 • 22m
When Peter and the guys decide to go fishing, they end up caught in a storm. Stranded on a desert island, their families fear the ...Read more
September 25, 2005 • 22m
When Chris is supposed to be hazed for a school tradition, he runs off to South America; Peter quickly becomes frustrated by his n...Read more
November 6, 2005 • 22m
After a “wardrobe malfunction” occurs during a live broadcast, the FCC begins to censor all of Peter’s favorite shows. As a resul...Read more
November 13, 2005 • 22m
After writing a story for a local magazine, Brian gets a job at The New Yorker.
November 20, 2005 • 22m
Lois thinks Stewie is trying to kill her due to his lack of quality time with his father, so she orders Peter to spend more time w...Read more
November 27, 2005 • 22m
Lois discovers she has a brother named Patrick and takes the family cross-country to meet him. It turns out; he’s locked up in a ...Read more
December 18, 2005 • 22m
When Peter’s dad comes to visit, he tries to impose his religious beliefs on the family. But after a mix-up with the holy-water l...Read more
January 8, 2006 • 22m
After Brian has a near-death experience in the hospital, he decides to lead a new life. He ends up getting a nightly singing gig w...Read more
January 29, 2006 • 22m
At his high school reunion, Peter tries to impress his fellow classmates. When Peter, heading for the bathroom, charges through th...Read more
March 12, 2006 • 22m
When Peter wins a maid for a week as a prize on a game show, Quagmire gains an interest in her, and they eventually marry. Quagmir...Read more
March 26, 2006 • 22m
Peter gets a vasectomy and loses all his sex drive. Lois begins to gain weight, and as a result, Peter's regains his interest in h...Read more
April 9, 2006 • 22m
Meg becomes an intern for Mayor West. Brian, who is sure that the mayor is corrupt, tries to out him. Brian and Stewie, while unde...Read more
April 23, 2006 • 22m
After reading an erotic novel, Peter gets the idea to write one himself. Carter gets sued for publishing Peter's book on tape and ...Read more
April 30, 2006 • 22m
Brian's gay cousin Jasper visits the Griffin house and announces that he is engaged to his partner and wants to be married at thei...Read more
May 7, 2006 • 22m
Peter wants to top Joe, who just built a new home theater system, so he starts to build a multiplex in his backyard. In doing so,...Read more
May 14, 2006 • 22m
When burglars break into the house, the Griffins take cover in the attic where they discover Peter has built a 'panic room'. They ...Read more
May 21, 2006 • 22m
After losing at a swim competition, Stewie trys to eliminate his rival by blowing up a lifeguard tower. His plan backfires though,...Read more
May 21, 2006 • 22m
Stewie convinces Brian to go on a road trip with him to San Francisco to search for a man Stewie believes is his real father.
May 21, 2006 • 22m
Stewie finds out that his life in the future is miserable. So he decides to go back in time and change events for the better.