Season 3 (2001)

The Thin White Line (1)
7.2

July 11, 2001 • 22m

Brian's keen sense of smell gets him a job with the police department.

Brian Does Hollywood (2)
7.1

July 18, 2001 • 22m

Brian's first job in Hollywood is directing a pornographic film.

Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
6.7

July 25, 2001 • 22m

The tobacco industry sends Peter to Washington to present a speech about smoking.

One if by Clam, Two if by Sea
6.5

August 1, 2001 • 22m

When a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it in...Read more

And the Wiener Is...
7.0

August 8, 2001 • 22m

Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the "cool" gang's wrath.

Death Lives
7.3

August 15, 2001 • 22m

After a near-death experience on his anniversary, Peter learns the importance of spending time with Lois.

Lethal Weapons
6.9

August 22, 2001 • 22m

New Yorkers invade the town in the fall; Lois hones her martial-arts skills.

The Kiss Seen Around the World
6.2

August 29, 2001 • 22m

Meg lands an internship working with the school nerd at a television station.

Mr. Saturday Knight
6.8

September 5, 2001 • 22m

Peter decides to pursue his dream career as a knight.

Fish out of Water
6.5

September 19, 2001 • 22m

When Peter decides to become a fisherman, he takes out a large loan to buy a fishing boat and unwittingly gives up everything he owns as collateral.

Emission Impossible
7.2

October 8, 2001 • 22m

Lois' pregnant sister inspires her and Peter to have another baby.

To Love and Die in Dixie
7.1

November 15, 2001 • 22m

The Griffins are put into the witness protection program.

Screwed the Pooch
6.7

November 29, 2001 • 22m

Peter and Lois go to the Pewterschmidts for the weekend, bringing Brian along. Brian, meanwhile, has some "issues" of his own to w...Read more

Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?
6.9

December 6, 2001 • 22m

While trying to teach Chris about his Irish roots, Peter stumbles upon Nate Griffin, a black man in his family tree. Peter tries ...Read more

Ready, Willing, and Disabled
6.8

December 20, 2001 • 22m

Joe gets discouraged, losing his self-confidence, after he loses a thief in a chase. Peter wants to help Joe get back to his old ...Read more

A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
6.7

December 21, 2001 • 22m

Christmas comes to Quahog! While Lois attempt to make the holidays perfect for the Griffin family, Peter messes it up. Meanwhile...Read more

Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows
6.9

January 17, 2002 • 22m

Brian is sentenced to care for a crabby old woman; Peter's beard becomes a home for birds.

From Method to Madness
6.9

January 24, 2002 • 22m

Stewie attempts a career in show business; Meg dates a nudist.

Stuck Together, Torn Apart
6.9

January 31, 2002 • 22m

Peter's jealously forces a trial separation; Stewie and Brian get glued together.

Road to Europe
7.0

February 7, 2002 • 22m

Stewie goes to England to take refuge in his favorite television show, while Lois embarrasses Peter at a KISS concert.

Family Guy Viewer Mail #1
7.0

February 14, 2002 • 22m

Viewer mail inspires three stories in which Peter loses his bones, the Griffins gain superpowers, and Peter and his friends appear...Read more

When You Wish Upon a Weinstein
6.6

December 10, 2004 • 22m

The day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems.