January 4, 1997
Annoyed with the current state of the film industry, Duckman goes to Hollywood to demand his $7 back. Instead, he falls into the p...Read more
January 11, 1997
With the Father & Son Games coming up, Duckman looks for an alternative to competing with Ajax. He spots a more than adequate repl...Read more
January 18, 1997
Duckman is imprisoned for killing Fluffy and Uranus, again. However, he is accidentally sent to a women's prison. A dream of his c...Read more
January 25, 1997
Duckman and Cornfed hire a college intern for the agency. The intern undermines Cornfed's reputation and indulges Duckman's self-d...Read more
February 1, 1997
Duckman finds an old high school classmate who's been homeless due to something Duckman did to him 20 years ago. Duckman's attempt...Read more
February 8, 1997
Cornfed along with Charles and Mambo prepare the ultimate aphrodisiac for Duckman to turn his love life around. They give him a li...Read more
February 15, 1997
Duckman takes the family and the staff on a holiday to a real Indian reservation, with a casino. While there, a psychiatrist notic...Read more
February 22, 1997
Duckman and Cornfed are hired to perform surveillance on a laboratory that is performing experiments on intelligence formulas. Cor...Read more
March 1, 1997
Duckman quests for friendship when Cornfed is the only guest at his surprise party. He begins hanging out at a coffee shop that is...Read more
March 8, 1997
Duckman and the gang travel to San Francisco to attend Dickcon 97. He thinks he is being honored with an ""achievement"" award. Wh...Read more
March 15, 1997
Duckman takes the family and Cornfed out for dinner. The karaoke machine comes out and Bernice's rantings against Duckman are hear...Read more
March 22, 1997
Bernice travels to Washington to assume her new role as Congresswoman. Duckman spots a woman who happens to look like Beatrice, bu...Read more
April 12, 1997
Duckman plans a big poker for the evening. Unfortunately before the game his obnoxious Uncle Mo arrives and claims he is dying. To...Read more
April 19, 1997
Duckman and Cornfed become plumbers and their first job takes them to a society gathering in a mansion. While not doing his job, D...Read more
April 26, 1997
Cornfed leaves for a much-needed vacation. While he is away, Duckman becomes mesmerized by a black model/private eye who quickly g...Read more
May 3, 1997
Duckman inherits a minor league baseball team as the dying wish of the owner who is trying to keep the team from hands of a banker...Read more
May 10, 1997
Beverly asks Bernice if she knows anything about Grandma-ma's past. The coma-bound Grandma-ma recalls her past in a series of flas...Read more
May 24, 1997
Duckman needs a new kidney. To get one requires a donation from a blood relative. He searches for his father, who he thought was c...Read more
June 14, 1997
Duckman backs his car into a cute girl in front the house. Finding out that she is on her own, Beverly and the family invite her t...Read more
June 21, 1997
Duckman purchases a mail-order bride, from Tetzloff; however, she's really a jungle savage. With Cornfed's help, they attempt to c...Read more
June 28, 1997
Cornfed invites Beverly to join him on a trip to his Aunt's catfish ranch. Duckman, jealous of Cornfed's interest in Bev, tags alo...Read more
July 12, 1997
The family goes on a dream holiday camping trip. At the park, they run into Fluffy and Uranus who are also on holiday. However, Du...Read more
July 19, 1997
Duckman sells his identity to the Variecom corporation for $1000, which he immediately spends. Unable to use his own name or image...Read more
July 26, 1997
Mambo is caught with a cigarette in his mouth; Bernice takes action in Congress. A tobacco company CEO invites her and the family ...Read more
August 2, 1997
Cornfed undergoes analysis and relates this tale about Duckman seeing the ghost of his uncle who says that Duckman's father was mu...Read more
August 16, 1997
Convicted of fraud, Duckman is sentenced to 5,000 hours of community service. He is sent to a dangerous inner-city high school, lo...Read more
August 23, 1997
In a send-up of the Paramount franchise, Eric Tiberius Duckman, captain of the starship Enterprise matches wits against the evil Khan Chicken.
September 6, 1997
At the wedding of Dr. Ben Stein, a series of emotional epiphanies lead to an amazing set of marriage proposals. King Chicken propo...Read more