April 20, 2016 • 4m
Niiiice.
April 25, 2016 • 4m
Did you remember to subtract then re-add the super delegates?
April 29, 2016 • 3m
Alright, alright, alright…
May 2, 2016 • 3m
It’s an elementary act of deduction.
May 4, 2016 • 3m
Every young Lothario needs a trusty albatross to balance out the wing man.
May 6, 2016 • 3m
Silly breakfast mascot, everyone knows oatmeal is for sad adults!
May 11, 2016 • 4m
You see, this is our Facebook thread now.
May 13, 2016 • 2m
Just say no.
May 16, 2016 • 3m
It’s not selfish if you neeeeed it.
May 18, 2016 • 4m
The beloved, classic tale of a failing foreign culture saved by a white man.
May 20, 2016 • 4m
At least Grant thinks they’re funny.
May 24, 2016 • 4m
Some people see nothing special in sharing funny Internet videos, but they’re wrong.
May 28, 2016 • 4m
Are you the kind of bad bitch who wears $500 t-shirts just because?
June 3, 2016 • 4m
Four sneezes deep and you’re just a terrorist to goodwill and productivity.
June 9, 2016 • 3m
Do you know anyone at the North or South pole who might want our fleece-lined boxers?
June 10, 2016 • 4m
For a totally believable story you’re gonna need a truly embarrassing photo.
June 16, 2016 • 4m
We would have crushed it in the 1770s.
June 17, 2016 • 3m
Sometimes all you wanna do is slap a butt on a thumbnail and go the eff home.
June 24, 2016 • 3m
Who talks first? And what if he’s wearing terrible cologne? And what if we get murdered?
July 1, 2016 • 4m
If you want people to see your little “YouTubes,” you best throw us some dough, capisce?
July 2, 2016 • 2m
Putting the “W” in “NSFW”.
July 7, 2016 • 4m
Nothing we love more than hangin’ with our buds when we’re horny!
July 8, 2016 • 3m
A-holes’ opinions are meaningless, unless there’s 500 of them.
July 21, 2016 • 3m
Everybody knows earthquakes are more afraid of you than you are of them.
July 23, 2016 • 3m
If you’re not sure you have one, you might be one.
July 26, 2016 • 3m
You’ve got high standards, and we’ve got the high quality goods to match.
July 28, 2016 • 3m
Isn’t that technically a microaggression?
August 6, 2016 • 2m
It’s crazy to think that buffoon could ever win an election.
August 13, 2016 • 3m
When spring turns to summer/And there are blossoms on the trees/The August air doth turn to ice/And all the women freeze!
August 26, 2016 • 3m
What are we supposed to do, make normal small talk?
April 22, 2016 • 4m
A nail biting contest of irresponsibility.