September 13, 2014 • 2m
They’re shredded in the head.
September 20, 2014 • 3m
Scoot and Zipper advise your website on how to get mad hits.
October 4, 2014 • 2m
It’s more addictive than Game of Thrones.
October 16, 2014 • 2m
Bro, your homophobia is showing.
January 3, 2015 • 3m
Your deepest fantasies meet your favorite fantasy game.
December 13, 2014 • 3m
We all know an anti-sports robot.
December 20, 2014 • 3m
Give the gift of lying.
January 1, 2015 • 3m
Reach for your dreams, and see what pops up.
January 15, 2015 • 3m
He totally goes with the flow. Or not. He’ll let you know if he can.
January 22, 2015 • 2m
I just gotta pee quick, and then I’ll be ready.
January 29, 2015 • 3m
Who is our protagonist? What is his motivation?
February 5, 2015 • 3m
He doesn’t have a job, so he hangs out at yours.
March 25, 2015 • 3m
It’s fine to just leave.
April 2, 2015 • 3m
If at first you don’t succeed, just redefine success.
April 9, 2015 • 3m
Your weird is my normal. Unless that’s weird.
April 10, 2015 • 3m
The perfect braid for getting decapitated.
April 16, 2015 • 2m
Relax your mind so you can destroy your body.
April 30, 2015 • 3m
It was crazy, but also, it was insane.
May 7, 2015 • 3m
Ain’t no party like a third party because the third party makes terrible controllers.
May 13, 2015 • 3m
That’s so sad. Want a sandwich?
May 14, 2015 • 2m
It’s called hyperactive listening.
June 11, 2015 • 3m
The ‘80s were a wacky, rape-y time.
June 23, 2015 • 2m
This is actually affecting me. Weird!
July 9, 2015 • 4m
I before “e” especially after grief.
July 30, 2015 • 2m
Just start a new fucking thread already.
August 6, 2015 • 3m
Because you never know when the end might come.
August 13, 2015 • 3m
You’ll never be safe (or happy) again.
September 10, 2015 • 1m
No one is safe from the sync.
September 18, 2015 • 3m
Secrets, secrets are no fun, unless they are for – wait, don’t tell anyone!