October 7, 2019 • 3m
It sounds like you’re in a healthy, functional relationship.
October 15, 2019 • 4m
Does the knife really have to be a metaphor?
October 28, 2019 • 3m
Maybe I’m just suddenly allergic to everything?
November 21, 2019 • 4m
Raise your hands if you only like movies starring puppets
December 2, 2019 • 4m
She’s salty and unpredictable, but she can cause the perfect storm. Not to mention the crabs.
December 10, 2019 • 4m
She’s technically 30, but she has the practical life skills of a toddler.
December 12, 2019 • 3m
Attempting cardio isn’t going to outweigh the drugs you’ve done.
December 20, 2019 • 4m
You can’t get through life if you haven’t seen the 2001 classic “The Luck of the Irish”.
January 2, 2020 • 3m
You’re not better than anyone just because you bought tickets to see the opener.
January 16, 2020 • 3m
Perfume is just gassy soap! I don’t *need* to enjoy things without explicit practical value!
January 31, 2020 • 2m
Don’t be a dummy!
January 31, 2020 • 3m
Sharing findom duties is a lot of responsibility.
March 25, 2020 • 4m
The best things in life are free, which is why Tao’s friendship is not.
April 15, 2020 • 3m
Sure, it’s undermined the fabric of our democracy AND destroyed us, but otherwise it’s a good way to kill some time.
April 15, 2020 • 4m
Katie’s there for you, if you confide in her immediately.
April 30, 2020 • 4m
Bacon, pizza, tacos…POTATOES.
May 14, 2020 • 3m
Not to be insulting, but HOW DID YOU GET ON THE MOST EXCLUSIVE DATING APP?!
May 28, 2020 • 4m
We are discontent with the amount of content out there.
April 15, 2020 • 3m
You’re just SO good at doing manual labor that I would otherwise have to do, ya know?
January 27, 2020 • 3m
My newest fan, r710hgmz2811, just LOVES posting about Bitcoin!
January 30, 2020 • 3m
NOT YOU TOO, BOB BALABAN!
July 20, 2020 • 4m
Visible scars are always cool, except when they’re not.
July 28, 2020 • 4m
Put me down as a “Maybe”.