March 26, 2019 • 4m
Raph did Ally a favor, and that deserves to be heard by everyone.
April 5, 2019 • 4m
You went to the store and picked this out!
October 2, 2019 • 3m
Even more backstory about Katie’s iconic baseball career!
April 16, 2019 • 4m
Who wouldn’t want to smoke some “Purple Rat Poison Haze” or “OG You Will Die Alone Kush?”
April 26, 2019 • 4m
New cast members Lily and Tao reveal their true selves in the quickest and chillest way possible.
May 1, 2019 • 3m
You being younger than me means that I should have done everything differently.
May 8, 2019 • 4m
Anyone can like the sun, it takes profound genius to love the wet stuff that causes car accidents.
May 30, 2019 • 3m
All good people are hot, and all mean people are ugly.
June 5, 2019 • 3m
All women are beautiful (with makeup).
June 14, 2019 • 4m
If you can’t jam random knowledge from your major into current conversations, what was college for?
June 19, 2019 • 5m
Ignore those new age products promising to fix your nasty snatch & stick to what’s safe – nothing!
June 21, 2019 • 3m
As an adult, you can’t have a real summer vacation, you’re just leaving work during the hot months.
June 26, 2019 • 3m
If you have bad opinions, don’t agree with my good ones!
June 28, 2019 • 4m
Exclusionary group chats only lead to violence.
July 2, 2019 • 3m
It’s too hot to get cold, duh!
October 2, 2019 • 4m
The truth is, wanting to feel a little better is a huge judgment on the rest of us.
July 10, 2019 • 4m
That stale grocery store cake really shows everyone how much you care.
July 17, 2019 • 4m
Mutual love and respect? Sounds like somebody’s *chk-shhh* whipped!
July 31, 2019 • 4m
If everyone likes something, that means it is both dumb and bad.
August 9, 2019 • 5m
What a sick weirdo enjoying the most popular true crime media.
August 27, 2019 • 4m
It only takes 5 minutes to walk there, so… yum?
October 2, 2019 • 3m
You signed up to organize this medium-sized wedding when you were elected.
August 30, 2019 • 4m
Psst, I heard Grant is getting an F.
October 2, 2019 • 4m
Why don’t we just improvise gibberish like we always do?
September 13, 2019 • 3m
Humans heal by dumping on each other, so just tell me one weird or shameful thing about your life!
October 2, 2019 • 6m
Go bigger or go home.
October 2, 2019 • 3m
You think you’re so interesting that watching you play video games is entertainment.
September 29, 2019 • 4m
Do you want her to look desperate?
October 1, 2019 • 4m
If you’re correcting someone, you at least have to be correct.
October 7, 2019 • 4m
This is what HR is for!