April 18, 2017 • 4m
Bad news, sir. The aliens are INTJ, and we’re ENTP. Totally incompatible.
April 22, 2017 • 3m
If Grant is taller than Katie, but shorter than Zac, but Katie is taller than Zac… What the fuck is happening?!
April 22, 2017 • 1m
But seriously, how tall is he?
April 28, 2017 • 4m
We love having Raph around the office. On another note, why is the new janitor pitching sketches?
May 6, 2017 • 3m
Oh god, next he’ll tell us how bad traffic was….
May 11, 2017 • 3m
The guy who has trouble reading has us in the palm of his hand!
May 16, 2017 • 2m
Oh, I lived in Chicago, but only in a small locked room.
May 18, 2017 • 4m
This is dark, ancient magic.
May 20, 2017 • 4m
Uhhh’ one second, I’ve got a GoFundMe page that I need to delete.
May 24, 2017 • 3m
At least I have all my clothes on this time.
July 1, 2017 • 3m
DMT’s still legal though, right?
June 3, 2017 • 3m
The saliva activates the crystals.
June 24, 2017 • 4m
Quiet down, guys! There’s a new girl, so we gotta be nice.
June 29, 2017 • 3m
Oh, Grant.
July 6, 2017 • 4m
Fly to Maui for two days? Sure!
July 8, 2017 • 3m
Hi, it’s me, the person who completely misses the point, here to tell you, men get murdered, too.
July 13, 2017 • 3m
Ahh! My glass menagerie!
July 15, 2017 • 3m
I shouldn’t need to refill my gas tank on the way to your house.
July 20, 2017 • 4m
“Just be yourself” only works if you’re like, super cool to begin with.
July 22, 2017 • 4m
When you don’t hear what someone said to you, sometimes the best plan is to just throw yourself into a ravine.
July 27, 2017 • 3m
You wouldn’t want to be rude, would you? We didn’t think so.
July 29, 2017 • 3m
Not caring about anything is surprisingly annoying.
August 5, 2017 • 4m
So Ally’s the hot new cheese on the pizza, is she? Oh, you boys!
August 10, 2017 • 3m
The standoff to show once and for all who is the bigger garbage person: Rekha or Ally.
August 17, 2017 • 2m
He’s like Stretch Armstrong left in a car console on a hot summer day.
August 26, 2017 • 3m
You don’t know how to swim? But it’s so easy! Just jump in the water and swim! See? So easy.
August 31, 2017 • 3m
Lenjamin hypes stuff up just a little too much. A BLT didn’t “change your life,” man.
September 2, 2017 • 4m
Why can’t we just drink and hang out? Jeez, what are you, a close friend of mine?
September 9, 2017 • 3m
Make up your mind, health nuts! Next, you’ll say cigarettes are bad for me!
September 17, 2017 • 4m
Raph’s not a fan of our Jake and Amir dolls, even though they’re made with Jake and Amir’s real hair and skin.