September 3, 2016 • 3m
No one “just” tags people randomly on Facebook.
September 10, 2016 • 2m
You know you’re on the right track when you look like Jeff Goldblum in The Fly.
September 22, 2016 • 3m
The evil men do will not be forgiven by any just God.
September 24, 2016 • 4m
There’s ALWAYS a reason.
October 7, 2016 • 4m
It’s fun to have an office doppelganger!
October 12, 2016 • 3m
Water is healthy, less so when you add crushed up Xanax.
November 11, 2016 • 3m
Where the hell were you?
November 18, 2016 • 3m
Our patronus is a mountain hare, which gives us the courage to say that your horoscope is ridiculous.
November 22, 2016 • 4m
Gobble gobble, motherf***er.
November 26, 2016 • 4m
You will never know the pain of being truly alone on National Calico Cat Appreciation Day.
November 26, 2016 • 4m
If you can’t tweet ‘em, join ‘em. Or something like that.
December 2, 2016 • 4m
On the other hand, how else are you going to get your mitts on gallon tubs of hummus?
January 20, 2017 • 3m
At least Donald Duck was in the navy.
January 24, 2017 • 3m
Obviously, the only way to prove to your friend that your relationship transcends decades of discrimination is to brutally mock them.
January 26, 2017 • 3m
One doesn’t simply ‘leave the bar’ when the trivia begins.
January 31, 2017 • 2m
Now the backlash to a backlash to sports has lashed back to a backlash to a backlash to a backlash to sports.
February 2, 2017 • 3m
Oh, boy, Mondays, am I right?
February 4, 2017 • 3m
Finally, a meditation app to help you destress from push notifications on your productivity app.
February 9, 2017 • 3m
We say: lean into it.
February 11, 2017 • 2m
If you’ve never used Waze to hit on a hot mama in traffic, GTFO.
February 23, 2017 • 4m
It takes a big man to drink from a chalice.
February 25, 2017 • 4m
The past nine days have really changed everything.
March 4, 2017 • 4m
Bending the laws of time and space; violating the laws of personal space.
March 11, 2017 • 5m
You guys are such flirty little a-holes.
March 18, 2017 • 4m
Be on the lookout for \Uh-Oh! Furniture Tunnel!
March 25, 2017 • 4m
Netflix and extremely not chill.
March 31, 2017 • 4m
Why did they have to make them all the tasty colors?
April 4, 2017 • 4m
It’s called letterboxing.
April 8, 2017 • 4m
I guess my eyes have just evolved to be like, so progressive.
April 11, 2017 • 2m
No one cares about elves, Trapp.