Season 1 (1955)

New Recruits
7.0

September 20, 1955 • 30m

During a poker game the other sergeant's cheat and clean Bilko out of his bankroll so he has to look around for some more money. ...Read more

The Empty Store
7.0

September 27, 1955 • 30m

Bilko is still broke and can't find a way back into the big poker game. When the three sergeant's win again, by beating one of the...Read more

The WAC
7.0

October 4, 1955 • 30m

A job comes up for a sergeant that has a jeep allocated Bilko applies for it only to find that he is beaten by a Sgt Joan Hogan. (...Read more

The Horse
7.0

October 11, 1955 • 30m

Bilko loses the platoon welfare money on a horse only to find out that it is suffering from a minor leg injury, with the last of t...Read more

AWOL
8.0

October 18, 1955 • 30m

Pvt Steve Nagy goes awol so Bilko has to go and fetch him back only to find himself caught up in the middle of a family feud

The Boxer
8.0

October 25, 1955 • 30m

Bilko discovers that one of the platoon Claude Dillingham is a boxing champ so Bilko enters him for the interplatoon championship ...Read more

The Hoodlum
8.0

November 1, 1955 • 30m

After several transfers a young tough guy is moved to the motor pool platoon and it is left to the Bilko to cut him down to size. ...Read more

Mardi Gras
8.0

November 8, 1955 • 30m

When the platoon ask local socialite Miss Joy Landers to be their Mardi Gras queen she laughs and turns them down flat, so Bilko f...Read more

The Eating Contest
8.0

November 15, 1955 • 30m

In an eating contest between the platoons Bilko puts his money on a new member of the platoon nicknamed 'The Stomach' only to find...Read more

The Centennial
7.0

November 22, 1955 • 30m

Bilko organises a pageant to celebrate 100 years of Camp Baxter but after some investigation finds that it does not show the camp in a very good light

Bivouac
8.0

November 29, 1955 • 30m

When maneuvers come round again the Colonel is interested in which illness Bilko has in order to miss out on the joys of marching ...Read more

The Singing Contest
8.0

December 6, 1955 • 30m

Bilko hears of a singing contest in Miami and to get away from the bitterly cold weather he enters the platoon but on hearing them...Read more

The Twitch
8.0

December 13, 1955 • 30m

Colonel Hall tells Bilko to provide an audience for a lecture on music. He finds that nobody wants to come until they learn that t...Read more

The Reunion
8.0

December 20, 1955 • 30m

When Bilko meets up with his old army buddies, he thinks that they are going to be so short of money, that he is going to have to ...Read more

The Rich Kid
7.0

December 27, 1955 • 30m

Bilko gets an idea to buy the local bar and grill, but he is stumped for cash, until he learns that one of the platoon's new recru...Read more

Hollywood
8.0

January 3, 1956 • 30m

Hollywood plans a film of the ' Battle of Kabuchi' and they hire Bilko as the technical adviser, but after a couple of days he has...Read more

The Investigation
8.0

January 10, 1956 • 30m

A Congressional committee visit Fort Baxter to investigate waste and high living but Bilko has other ideas, he wants a pay rise instead

Kids In the Trailer
7.0

January 17, 1956 • 30m

While babysitting for a member of the platoon Bilko panics when he finds that he can't change the baby's nappy

The Revolutionary War
7.0

January 24, 1956 • 30m

Bilko's aunt sends him a diary showing him that his great uncle Joshua was on the staff of George Washington so Bilko applies to b...Read more

The Transfer
8.0

January 31, 1956 • 30m

When the Colonel makes life difficult Bilko decides to bluff and puts in a transfer, but the Colonel calls the bluff and Bilko is ...Read more

The Rest Cure
8.0

February 7, 1956 • 30m

During a heat wave Bilko discovers that the army have a rest centre in the Rockies but the trick is trying to persuade the doctors...Read more

Dinner at Sowici's
8.0

February 14, 1956 • 30m

When Bilko thinks that Joan is trying to trap him into marriage, he takes her to dinner at Sgt Sowici's to see how bad marriage ca...Read more

Army Memoirs
7.0

February 21, 1956 • 30m

When Sgt's Pendleton,Grover, and Sowici get Bilko busted to private, he gets his own back by pretending to write a book on his army life

Miss America
7.0

February 28, 1956 • 30m

When Bilko asks for pictures of the platoons girlfriends Pvt Honnagar shows them a photo of a beautiful girl taken years ago. they...Read more

The Court Martial
9.0

March 6, 1956 • 30m

When Zippo the ape is accidently inducted into the army the only way to get the army off the hook is to get Bilko as defense counc...Read more

Furlough in New York
7.0

March 13, 1956 • 30m

Bilko and Joan Hogan go separately to New York and keep missing each other but when they meet up again at Fort Baxter they find th...Read more

The Big Uranium Strike
8.0

March 20, 1956 • 30m

Bilko suspects that there are large deposits of uranium underneath Fort Baxter but he has to get rid of the Colonel before he can start digging

Bilko and the Beast
8.0

March 27, 1956 • 30m

When a new drill sergeant known as ' The Beast ' takes over at Fort Baxter Bilko and the platoon come up with a scheme to get rid of him

The Physical Check Up
8.0

April 10, 1956 • 30m

When Bilko tries to get out of a 20 mile hike the Colonel preempts him and allows him to miss the hike Bilko is so shocked that he...Read more

The Recruiting Sergeant
8.0

April 17, 1956 • 30m

When Bilko gets a tip from a jockey on a horse he persuades the Colonel to take him on a recruiting drive to Topeka so he can get ...Read more

Hair
8.0

April 24, 1956 • 30m

Bilko's head is constantly being used by his barber to find a cure for baldness. The other three sergeants know this and while Bil...Read more

The Con Men
7.0

May 1, 1956 • 30m

When Doberman gets a $500 windfall from an insurance policy, he loses it in a poker game with three con men. Bilko gets it back by...Read more

War Games
7.0

May 8, 1956 • 30m

Bilko is asked to be best man at a friends wedding but it coincides with a war game battle between the army and the national guard

Bilko on Wall Street
8.0

May 15, 1956 • 30m

Thinking his friend is a big man on Wall Street Bilko goes to stay but when he discovers that his friend is just a clerk, Bilko se...Read more