September 25, 1997
When Ted moves to Whispering Pines Retirement Village, he discovers life in the slow lane is very hectic. He's stalked by the vill...Read more
October 2, 1997
Ted's peaceful retirement is turned into chaos when his granddaughter, Terri, comes to stay and Johnno's "gardening video" turns o...Read more
October 9, 1997
Ted is at odds with the rest of the village when he refuses to move Neville, his much loved concrete garden Aborigine, during the ...Read more
October 16, 1997
Joan Collins has erotic plans for Ted, but when Darcy's secret crop of "special herbs" are accidentally mixed into Ted's biscuits,...Read more
October 23, 1997
When the airport flight paths are re-routed over Whispering Pines retirement village, Ted and Johnno fight back with their pigeons.
October 30, 1997
Ted and Johnno embark on a scheme to win free food and money when they sign up with a new weight loss program and Joan demonstrate...Read more
November 6, 1997
Samantha turns to Joan for expert advice when her boyfriend is unable to "perform". Meanwhile Ted's life is destroyed when, surrou...Read more
November 13, 1997
Samantha's plans to impress the chairman are thrown into chaos when Ted and Johnno's arguments about who makes the best pickled on...Read more
November 20, 1997
The residents are fascinated when Joan starts writing a sex advice column for the aged. Ted's battle with Madge Burrows's cat esca...Read more
November 27, 1997
The village is shocked when Samantha negotiates the sale of the doomed Villa 39 to Australia's great sports legend, Dawn Fraser. J...Read more
December 4, 1997
Excitement grips the village when a resident dies and leaves them a racehorse. Meanwhile Ted's life is ruined by the surprise arri...Read more
December 11, 1997
Ted's battle with a nesting magpie escalates to war. Excitement grips the village when Samantha announces a famous celebrity will ...Read more
December 18, 1997
When Ted's and Joan's pills get mixed up they both go through amazing personality changes. And the annual village holiday trip is ...Read more