John Vernon

Coach "Bulldog" Malone

Norman Fell

Jack McGuire

Robert Forster

Coach Alan Arnoldi

Thom Haverstock

Richard Plitt

Terry Swiednicki

Pigger Peterson

Keith Brown

Doolie O'Toole

Christine Cattell

Chris

Lisa Schwartz

Kim

Paul Backewich

Weasel Wexler

Kimberly McKeever

Gary Leonard

James Murchison

Roger Mandel

Anthony Sherwood

Frank Blunt

Matt Birman

Jerry Holvak

Donann Cavin

Kathy Wilton

Jean Walker

Miss Reed

Dave Patrick

Officer Bardin

Jim Hanley

Officer Murphy

George E. Zeeman

Gelson

Dean Hagopian

Frank

Steve Michaels

Mom

Katherine Trowell

Sheila Washam

Charles Biddles Jr.

Mr. Charlie

Sonia Biddles

Beverly

Elaine Lakeman

Diane

Christine Godhart

Anita

Dick Grant

Harry

Malcolm Nelthorpe

Desk Sergeant

Andrew Semple

Unicycling Mascot (uncredited)