Jordan Hornstein

Uncle Sleazo

River Gray

Matthew

Leslie Dame

Mom

Matthew Sorensen

Dad/Madame Althea/Bingo Pinochle

Jameson Batt

Lowell

Sarah Dalton

Debra Sue

Alex Hall

Connery

Stu Ruttan

Voice Over

Oliver Patnode

Billy

Gorachand Saha

John Denver

Victor Skamera

Voice Over

Liv Watkins

Laura

Hope Stamper

Emily

Dylan Van Cott

Melty the Clown

Adam Riot Thorn

Newscaster

Lucky Cerruti

Toilet Crackhead

Max Gole

Max/Yak Upchuck

Kent Streed

Silas A. Crenshaw/Emmett Smelly

Steven Barry

Voice Over

Michael Ostrum

Jack

Charles L. Williams

Chief

Bill Sorensen

Yukko Tubbs

Bryce Stanton

Man