If Only, If Only

If Only, If Only

2011/05/12 • $6,000,000 • Released • Russian

Comedy
Adventure
6.0
1h 30m

Overview

Once in his life, retired intelligence officer and respectable family man Nikolai Nikitin decided to go "left" ... What was his shock when in the girl he was offered in a brothel, he recognized ... his own granddaughter Varya, whom the pimps do not want to let go of their clutches. What to do? Run! Hiding from persecution, the heroes go straight from the brothel to Paris. If only I knew ... If only it were all!

Director : Oleg Osipov

Casts
Valery Afanasyev

Valery Afanasyev

Nikolay Kuznetsov

Anna Antonova

Anna Antonova

Varya

Ignat Akrachkov

Ignat Akrachkov

Stas

Yola Sanko

Yola Sanko

Klavdiya

Yuri Belyayev

Yuri Belyayev

Pavel Velekhov

Andrey Merzlikin

Andrey Merzlikin

Ruslan

Sergey Frolov

Sergey Frolov

ment Lyokha

Pavel Maykov

Pavel Maykov

administrator bardelya

Mariya Maykova

Mariya Maykova

Barbi

Dmitriy Nagiev

Dmitriy Nagiev

Bedo

Sergey Nifontov

Ksavye Ober

Gera Sandler

Gera Sandler

Ali

Aleksey Kolgan

Aleksey Kolgan

Arnold - deputat

Georgi Pitskhelauri

Georgi Pitskhelauri

Nguen

Linda Nigmatullina

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