Arnold Schwarzenegger

Dr. Alex Hesse

Danny DeVito

Dr. Larry Arbogast

Emma Thompson

Dr. Diana Reddin

Frank Langella

Noah Banes

Pamela Reed

Angela

Aida Turturro

Louise

James Eckhouse

Ned Sneller

Megan Cavanagh

Willow

Welker White

Jenny

Kathleen Chalfant

Casitas Madres Receptionist

Merle Kennedy

Samantha

Judy Collins

Naomi

Mindy Seeger

Alice

Christopher Meloni

Mr. Lanzarotta

Antoinette Peragine

Mrs. Lanzarotta

Cassandra Wilson

Singer

Ellen McLaughlin

Chairwoman (FDA)

Stefan Gierasch

Edward Sawyer

Alexander Enberg

Arthur

Judy Ovitz

Stewardess

Kevin West

Lyndon Executive

Ira Newborn

Lyndon Executive

Misa Koprova

Lyndon Receptionist

Jodi Knotts

Waiting Room Woman

Michele Abrams

Waiting Room Woman

John Pinette

Clerk

Fred Stoller

Waiter

Anna Gunn

Casitas Madres Receptionist

Lisa Summerour

Casitas Madres Exercise Attendant

Kristina Hardee

Casitas Madres Exercise Attendant

Leah Teweles

Mrs. Logan

Maggie Han

Lab Assistant

Charmaine Alicia Mancil

Scanner Guard

Lawrence Tierney

Mover

Matt Mulhern

Mover

Christopher Pray

Reporter

John Yang

Reporter

Sara Peery

Reporter

Jan Yanehiro

Reporter

Dennis O'Donnell

Reporter

Beth Campbell Fitzgerald

Reporter

Lawrence T. Wrentz

Campus Security Guard

Brianna McConnell

Junior

Brittany McConnell

Junior

Ryan Doss

Jake

Zachary Doss

Jake

Christian Giammichele

Library Baby

Kieran Giammichele

Library Baby

Monika Schnarre

Angelic Nurse

Allen Walls

Banquet Waiter

Kevin Sifuentes

Banquet Valet

Tom Dugan

Lobster Man

Holly Wortell

Lobster Woman

Susan Dills

Campus Gals

Maggy Myers Davidson

Campus Gals

Peter Chen

Taxi Driver

Dean Jacobson

Turkel

Mary Gordon Murray

Betty

Julie Nunis

Ticket Agent

Dayna Winston

Stewardess at Boarding Gate

Brandon Ross

Banquet Musician

Lonnie Plaxico

Banquet Musician

Jeff Haynes

Banquet Musician

Steven 'Lance' Carter

Banquet Musician

Charles Burnham

Banquet Musician

Dee Hengstler

Banquet Dancer

Bubba Dean Rambo

Banquet Dancer

Daryl Richardson

Banquet Dancer

Jerald Vincent

Banquet Dancer

Nina DeNike

Banquet Dancer

Maurice Schwartzman

Banquet Dancer

Kim Wolfe

Banquet Dancer

Charles McGowan

Banquet Dancer

Matt Birman

Lab Security Guard (uncredited)

Tracey Walter

Janitor with Information