Rodney Dangerfield

Lupo

Anita De Simone

Rosa

Annabelle Gurwitch

Gina

Charles Fleischer

Alphonse

Robert Davi

Ierra

Hamilton Camp

Papa

Elsa Raven

Mama

Jacob Urrutia

Mario

Richard Libertini

Vincenzo

Dom Irrera

Petey (as Dominick Irrera)

Patrick Cupo

Nunzio

Anney Giobbe

Francesca

Vincent Schiavelli

Marcello

Pierrino Mascarino

Roberto

Marty Belafsky

Johnny

Don Stark

Tony

Lisa Mende

Sonia

Carmen Filpi

Bum #1

Roger Behr

Bum #2

Don Calfa

Bum #3

Benito Prezia

Priest

Rae Allen

Italian Woman

Vasili Bogazianos

Pilot

Mario Davis

Italian Man #1

Fausto Callegarini

Italian Man #2

Elin Carlson

Soprano

Carrie Freeman

Ticket Agent

Ric Mancini

Neighbor Man

Argentina Brunetti

Neighbor Woman

Joe Nipote

Cop #1

Joseph Vassallo

Cop #2

Bianca Rossini

Flight Attendant #1

Shana Hiatt

Flight Attendant #2

Yosi Oved

Passenger

Joe Bucaro III

Vespa Driver

Morgan Reese

Birthday Girl

Joseph Della Sorte

Conductor

Granville Ames

Singing Waiter #1

Marcos Sola

Singing Waiter #2

Dina Torok

Singing Waitress

Phil Culotta

Doorman #1

Frank Torres

Doorman #2

Mark De Alessandro

Man in Lake

Jefferson Zuma Jay Wagner

Dishwasher

Gregory J. Barnett

Audience Member

Dennis Madalone

Audience Member

Jenna Hagel

Maria

Ray Huffman

Restaurant Patron (uncredited)