Cruise of the Gods

Cruise of the Gods

2002/12/23 • Released • English

Comedy
Drama
TV Movie
4.8
1h 30m

Overview

Andy Van Allen, former hero of the cult 80s futuristic TV show Children of Castor, is now working as a hotel porter. When Andy receives an unusual offer - the Children of Castor fan club-organised cruise around the Greek islands, with him as the principal celebrity - a combination of Andy's cynicism, his fans' adoration, a misguided sexual encounter and an unexpected reunion with his more famous co-star, Nick Lee, ensure the paradise cruise is far from plain sailing.

Director : Declan Lowney

Casts
Rob Brydon

Rob Brydon

Andy Van Allen

Steve Coogan

Steve Coogan

Nick Lee

David Walliams

David Walliams

Jeff Monks

James Corden

James Corden

Russell

Philip Jackson

Philip Jackson

Hugh Bispham

Niall Buggy

Niall Buggy

Graham Ball

Helen Coker

Helen Coker

Jenny

Rachel Shelley

Rachel Shelley

Yasmina

Jack Jones

Jack Jones

Himself

Brian Conley

Brian Conley

Himself

Robin Weaver

Robin Weaver

Vivienne

Daniel Cerqueira

Daniel Cerqueira

Daniel

Matt Whitelock

Neil

Julian Field

Billy's Time Bike Fan

Arturo Venegas

Arturo Venegas

Captain Koulouris

Di Botcher

Di Botcher

Mrs Hatcher

Gray O'Brien

'Casualty' Doctor

Lisa McNaught

Gemma Clay

Gavan O'Herlihy

Gavan O'Herlihy

Mickey

Shelley Blond

PA Romy

Tom Alexopoulos

Jim Schneider

Paul Mark Elliott

Paul Mark Elliott

Castor Voice Over

Jake Broder

Jake Broder

Lloyd

Russell Brand

Russell Brand

Woolly Hat Fan

Vasilis Panayi

Vasilis Panayi

Photographer

Cole Borris

One-eyed Child

Dallas Messias

Jack Jones Fan

Andrew McHale

Pool 'Castormind' Fan

Ugo Mazin

'Watson'

Ian Robertson

'Ponytailed Scumbag'

Lisa Wood

Child of Castor

John Buss

Child of Castor

Tino Clarke

Child of Castor

Lucy Pickard

Child of Castor

Stewart White

Child of Castor

Stephanie Barrows

Children of Castor Fan

Phillip Cattermole

Children of Castor Fan

Bernard Coogan

Children of Castor Fan

Karen Dunne

Children of Castor Fan

Gillian Glanvil

Children of Castor Fan

Michelle Greaves

Children of Castor Fan

Marie Hogle

Children of Castor Fan

Dean Martin

Children of Castor Fan

Maxine Robertson

Children of Castor Fan

Janet Silmon

Children of Castor Fan (as Janet Silman)

Fritz Aardvark Bragpuss

Children of Castor Fan

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