John Larroquette

Mark Bannister

Kirstie Alley

Jessie Bannister

John Diehl

Fred

Alison La Placa

Claudia

Jessica Lundy

Bernice

Bradley Gregg

Jonathan

Dennis Miller

Wes

Robert Ginty

Dale

Wayne Tippit

Grindle

Paul Eiding

Stark

Aeryk Egan

C.K.

Deborah Otto

Katy

Mark Bringelson

Prick Automaton Cop

Karen Kronwell

Female Cop

Heather McNair

Karen Kelly

Mark Manning

Russell Fenn

Bob Sorenson

Field Reporter

Rob Camilletti

Shady Character Outside Strip Joint

Elizabeth Lang

Mark's Secretary

Peppi Sanders

Receptionist

Jay Bernard

Kaminsky

Frank Dworsky

Mailroom Employee

Rene L. Moreno

Mailroom Runner

Deborah Swartz

Chloroform

Lisa Rubin

Tom Cruise Girl Fan

Hart Throb

Tom Cruise Guy Fan

Aaron Berger

Space People Eat My Mom And Dad

Elaine Moe

Fistful of Valium

Loy Burns

Get Drunk

Jack Edward

Polka Man

Pat Willoughby

Polka Lady

Richard Alexander

Bust Somebody

Francis Brooks

Pump Iron

Marlon Darton

Meditation

Frieda Smith

Sex

Jon Proudstar

Shoot 'Em

Mel Coleman

Strangle 'Em

Kimberly Steuter

Cook 'Em in the Owen

Elizabeth Kneeland

Hide His Medication

Ed Peterson

Her Ancient Husband

Grant Moran

Kindness

Michael Waltman

Insulin

Darwin Hall

Hammer

Karen DeConcini

Bean Dip

Earl Smith

Shiv

Kevin Wadowski

Hit 'N' Run

Ethan Aronson

His Car

Michael Zand

Kaddir (voice)

Jack Penix

Dr. Jack Penix O.B. Gyn (voice)

Jonny Bliss

Employee

Rich Hopkins

Tourist

Michael Listorti

Tv news cameraman

Earl W. Smith

Street Thug