Ashley Tisdale

Jody Sanders

Simon Rex

Dan Sanders

Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen

Gracie Whitton

Kathy

Ava Kolker

Lily

Heather Locklear

Barbara

Molly Shannon

Heather Darcy

Josh Robert Thompson

Narrator (voice)

Darrell Hammond

Dr. Hall

Marisa Saks

Amy

Snoop Dogg

Marcus

Terry Crews

Martin Jacobs

Mike Tyson

Mike Tyson

Dylan Morris

Aidan

Ryan Morris

Aidan

Lidia Porto

Maria

Mac Miller

D'Andre

Erica Ash

Kendra Brooks

J.P. Manoux

Pierre

Marianne Hammock

Female Aide

Tyler Posey

David

Sarah Hyland

Mia

Shad Moss

Eric

Katrina Bowden

Natalie

Christopher 'Critter' Antonucci

Caesar

Scot Nery

Mama

Ben Cornish

Dom

Katt Williams

Blaine Fulda

Lewis Thompson

Madea

Lindsay Lohan

Self

Jerry O'Connell

Christian Grey

Usher

Ira the Janitor

Macsen Lintz

French Boy

John Atwood

Newscaster #1

Lane Carlock

Newscaster #2

Shereé Whitfield

Real Housewife #1

Angela Raiola

Real Housewife #2

Lil Duval

Kendra's Brother

Angie Stone

Kendra's Cousin

Jasmine Guy

Kendra's Mom

Ashley LeConte Campbell

Antoinette Beauchamp

Kate Walsh

Self

Clifton Guterman

Waiter

Anna Skidanova

Nadia

Clayton Landey

Sodomized Cop

Scott Rousseau

Santa

Maui Tisdale

Mama's Ridiculously Pampered Dog

Kendra Wilkinson

Self (uncredited)

Audrina Patridge

Self (uncredited)

Zoe Pessin

Honey Boo Boo (uncredited)

Emily Chandler Westergreen

Mara (uncredited)

Jwaundace Candece

Real Housewife (uncredited)

Angela Kerecz

Featured Porn Star (uncredited)

Aaron Beelner

Little Man (uncredited)

Elizabeth Davidovich

Ballerina (uncredited)

Amanda Jelks

Ballerina (uncredited)

Nikki Lashae

Ballerina (uncredited)

Amanda Topper

Ballet Dancer (uncredited)

Joel Rogers

Confused Ballet Patron (uncredited)

Jon Gould

Ballet Patron (uncredited)

Rory Healy

Bedroom Clown / Ballet Audience Member (uncredited)

Catherine A. Cospelich

Ape Chick (uncredited)

Moses Das

Bridge Runner (uncredited)

Faith Blankenship

Carpet Girl (uncredited)

Jeff Glover

Lab Tech (uncredited)

Sandy Simmons

Model (uncredited)

Kendrick Cross

Rescue Worker (uncredited)

Leigh Hennessy

Witch (uncredited)

Chris Durfy

Packer Fan (uncredited)

David Zucker

Packer Fan (uncredited)

Memi West

Audience / Patron (uncredited)

Dathan Thigpen

Extra (uncredited)