Bryan Callen

Andy

Noureen DeWulf

Kim

Mircea Monroe

Sarah

Stephen Kramer Glickman

Seth

Austin Michael Scott

McAnalovin

Steven Sims

Jonah

Chris Spencer

Officer Beat

Randall Park

Officer Yo'Ass

Frank Maharajh

Sanjay

Matt Crabtree

Werizon Man

Puma Swede

Sexy Woman

Diana Terranova

Stripper

Jessica Lee

Hot Girl

Heidi Kramer

Haley Twin

Alissa Kramer

Melissa Twin

Michael Placencia

Hispanic Thug Paco (uncredited)

J. Chris Newberg

Musician

Melissa Villaseñor

Sara(as Melissa Villasenor)

Duane R. Shepard Sr.

Blaqguy (60)

J.R. Starr

Blaqguy (85)

Tony Haney

Store Clerk Bastard

Norma Michaels

Old Woman

Lindsay Ames

Blind Female Clerk

Sherry Shaoling

Wax Lady

Neil Lewis

Blaqguy (30 - 40)

Debbie Campbell

Kate

Gwen Van Dam

80 Year Old Woman

Cassie Fliegel

Amazonian Speed Dater

Aldo Gonzalez

Muscular Hispanic

Eric Callero

Edward

Nik Sharma

Bartender

Marque Richardson

Blaqguy (20 / 16)

Bill Caco

Hansen

Mikal Kartvedt

Cop

Shamari Maurice

Blaqguy (12)

Eric Tiede

Aldous

Todd Sherry

Front Desk Attendant

Dan Sanders

Dr. Bill

John McKarthy

John McCarthy

Mark Berry

Hooded Man

Joe Gnoffo

Joda

Jack Freshkin

Restaurant Owner

Michael Miranda

Dr. Romany

Terrell Ransom Jr.

Blaqguy (6)

Brooks McBeth

Newscaster

Ric Young

North Korean Dictator

David Ury

Yes Man

William Ngo

Bartender

Makenzie Moss

Elle (uncredited)

Olivia Moss

Liv (uncredited)

Gary Sievers

Fidel Castro (uncredited)

Tatiana Turan

Angelina Jolie (uncredited)