Rick LaCour

Barry Sagan

Garrett Kruithof

Mick Hedgeworth

Nina Leon

Maggie Hedgeworth

Jena Waldron

Ramona the Clubber

Katie Walker

Jeanie Simmons

Heather Bloom

Nicole the Jogger

Lorna Street Dopson

Stacy

Penny Harville

Linda

Kaka Birmingham

Barbara the Scrapbooker

Heather Tabor

Molly the Waitress

Mallery Causey

Kim the Hostess

Lemar Sain

The Scraper

Mike Martindale

Narrator

Donnie Pitchford

Newscaster