Leslie Nielsen

Frank Drebin

Priscilla Presley

Jane Spencer

Ricardo Montalban

Vincent Ludwig

George Kennedy

Ed Hocken

O. J. Simpson

Nordberg

Susan Beaubian

Mrs. Nordberg

Nancy Marchand

Mayor

Raye Birk

Pahpshmir

Jeannette Charles

Queen Elizabeth II

Ed Williams

Ted Olsen

Tiny Ron

Al

'Weird Al' Yankovic

'Weird Al'

Leslie Maier

'Weird Leslie'

Winifred Freedman

Stephanie

Joe Grifasi

Foreman

Tony Brafa

Enrico Pallazzo

Lorali Hart

Woman On Ledge

Nicholas Worth

Thug #1

Ronald G. Joseph

Thug #27

Doris Hess

Nurse #2

Charlotte Zucker

Dominique

Larry Pines

Drug Dealer #1

Tom Dugan

Drug Dealer #2

Burton Zucker

Photographer

David Katz

Arafat

Robert LuJane

Khadafi

Charles Gherardi

Khomeini

Prince Hughes

Idi Amin

David Lloyd Austin

Gorbachev

Ken Minyard

Ken & (voice)

Robert Arthur

Bob (voice)

Greg Breslau

Man Deleted from Fireworks Scene

Sharon Breslau

Woman Deleted from Fireworks Scene

Reggie Jackson

Angel Right Fielder

Michael J. Montes

Angel Shortstop

Charles Fick

Angel Catcher

Lawrence Tierney

Angels Manager

Hank Robinson

First Base Umpire

Joe West

Third Base Umpire

Jay Johnstone

Seattle First Up

Randy Harvey

Seattle Pitcher

Brett Bartlett

Seattle Centerfielder

Dennis Packer

Baseball P.A. Announcer

Dick Vitale

Baseball Announcer

Dick Enberg

Baseball Announcer

Jim Palmer

Baseball Announcer

Mel Allen

Baseball Announcer

Curt Gowdy

Baseball Announcer

Tim McCarver

Baseball Announcer

Joyce Brothers

Baseball Announcer

Don Woodard

"There he is!"

Christopher J. Keene

"Please disperse, Please disperse."

Mary Norman

"Here, you can use my radio mike."

Susan Breslau

"Hey, look out!"

Rick Seaman

"Ya dumb broad!"

Fredric Arnold

"Hey! What's the meaning of this?"

Ron Tank

"Mayor, will there be any additional security officers added to the police force during the Queen's visit?"

Mallory Sandler

"Oh, Dr. Alford, I have Mrs. Kepley's chart if you're ready to go over it."

Edwina Moore

"Mr. Pallazzo, our head usher will be here in two minutes to take you onto the field."

Jeff Wright

"Mr. Pallazzo! Would you come with me?"

Jim Smith

"Sorry, fellas."

Mark Holton

"It's Enrico Pallazzo!"

Jane Couris

"You killed him!"

John Houseman

Driving Instructor (uncredited)

Brinke Stevens

Brunette Woman in Showers (uncredited)

Jesse Ventura

Baseball Announcer (uncredited)

Bob Herron

Dr. Alford (uncredited)

Eddie Hice

Criminal at Police Station / Baseball Fan (uncredited)

Conrad E. Palmisano

Hijacked Taurus Driver (uncredited)

George Sasaki

Reception Guest (uncredited)

David Katz

Arafat