David Niven

Sir Charles Litton

Robert Wagner

George Lytton

Herbert Lom

Chief Insp. Charles LaRousse Dreyfus

Joanna Lumley

Countess Chandra

Capucine

Lady Simone Litton

Robert Loggia

Bruno Langois

Harvey Korman

Prof. Auguste Balls

Burt Kwouk

Cato Fong

Ted Wass

Sergeant Clifton Sleigh

Roger Moore

Chief Insp. Jacques Clouseau

Leslie Ash

Juleta Shane (AKA Julie Morgan)

Graham Stark

Bored Waiter

André Maranne

Sergeant Francois Duval

Peter Arne

General Bufoni

Patti Davis

Michelle Chauvin

Michael Elphick

Valencia Police Chief

Steve Franken

Harvey Hamilcard III

Ed Parker

Mr. Chong

Denise Crosby

Denise

Emma Walton Hamilton

Angry Hooker

Herb Tanney

Lugash Secret Policeman

Pat Corley

Lt. Palmyra

William Hootkins

Taxi Driver

Donald Sumpter

Dave

Harold Kasket

President Sandover Haleesh

Mollie Maureen

Rich Old Lady

Liz Smith

Marta Balls

Danny Schiller

Cunny

Lawrence Davidson

President of France

Joe Morton

Charlie

Bill Nighy

ENT Doctor

Weston Gavin

1st Mafia Boss

Marc Smith

2nd Mafia Boss

Cengiz Saner

2nd Valencia Policeman

Arthur Howard

Arthur

William Abney

Hugo the Houseman

Hugh Fraser

Dr. Arno Stang

Maurice O'Connell

Maurice Steiger

Tim Wylton

Doctor

Geoffrey Beevers

Concierge

Patrick Murray

Bellboy

John Joyce

Commissioner of Police

Floyd Levine

Deputy Commissioner

Sean Caffrey

Doorman

John Cassady

3rd Mafia Boss

Gary Whelan

4th Mafia Boss

Joe Praml

5th Mafia Boss

Michael John Paliotti

1st Speedboat Man

Rolf Saxon

2nd Speedboat Man

Tusse Silberg

Spanish Nurse

Peter Kelly

TV Reporter

Christopher Reich

Gino Rossi

Andrew Carr

1st Valencia Policeman

David Landberg

Steiger's Guard

Joseph Karimbeik

Lugash Secret Policeman

Diana Goodman

Dreyfus' Girlfriend

Margarita García

Latin Woman

Peter Brace

Bruno's Crony #1

Martin Grace

Bruno's Crony #2

Doug Robinson

Bruno's Crony #3

Fred Personne

French Taxi Driver