Kung-Fu and Titties
2013/08/09 • Released • English
It's not porn. It's just great.
Overview
Richard Titties, an out-of-shape martial arts wannabe, is shot into an alternate dimension after his girlfriend Cynthia is kidnapped. Her captors are a group of tittie obsessed madmen led by Zeefros, the master of the supernatural realm. Zeefros kidnaps women for the sole purpose of seeing their titties. Richard joins up with his sister Raine Brown, a Gorilla and a gaggle of other strange characters, in order to save his girlfriend. He must search inside, overcome his futile martial arts skills, and find the kung fu fighter within if he is to save himself and all those that dwell in the alternate world.
Director : Joseph McConnell
Casts
Dante Briggins
Shirtless Guy
Dixon Mason
Jenny
Seregon O'Dassey
Cynthia
Raine Brown
Raine Brown
Mike Marino
Gorilla
John Archer Lundgren
Zeefros
Michael Emery
Thug #3
Bronson Pinchot
The Beaver
Kevin Kolack
Army Bob
Dan Truman
Thug #5
Shawn C. Phillips
The Instructor
Miss Mary Cyn
Maria
Reagan Leonard
Collins
Rowan Bousaid
The Croatian
Bettina Skye
Oksana
Alisa Lova
Natalia
Christopher Stadulis
Ivan
Jeanine Hill
Slave (uncredited)
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