Ernest Borgnine

Albert

Zachary Abel

Justin Palma

Natasha Lyonne

Mrs. Keaton

Ahney Her

Nikki

Mickey Rooney

Jerry Sherman

Sally Kellerman

Dorothy

Bryan Williams

Chris Brown

Daniel Roebuck

Frank

Madison Liddy

April

Rance Howard

Chuck

Sam Borowski

Man Making out with Girlfriend at fraternity party

Paul Sorvino

Himself

Alex Hyde-White

Preacher

Chuck McCann

Manny Melowitz

Bill Sorvino

Arresting Officer

Mary Dimino

Gina Palma

Duane Whitaker

Intimidating Inmate

Jan Rooney

Janet

Mara New

Muriel

Eric Stein

Clarence

Jessica DiCicco

Receptionist

Clint Howard

Cliff

Michael Maugeri

Hearse Driver

Dick Contino

Himself

Hal Williams

Resident Playing Cards at Casino Night

Harold Sylvester

Grim Interviewer

Efram Potelle

Serious Interviewer

Janelle Gaeta

Girl Making out with Boyfriend at Party

Kevin Rushing

Large African American Man

Jen Johnson

Typing Bikini Girl

Brian LaBelle

Police Officer #2

Timothy E. Goodwin

Jail Guard

Marilyn Monrovia

Rich Woman

Vincent Albo

Group Therapist

Ashley Schnacky

Ginger

Andrew Bellamy

Game Show Host (voice)

Steve Christopher

Mr. Johnson

Larry Delrose

Paul Palma

B.J. Hansen

Blue Man

Ron New

Toga Man