Will Ferrell

Detective Allen Gamble

Mark Wahlberg

Detective Terry Hoitz

Eva Mendes

Sheila Gamble

Michael Keaton

Captain Gene Mauch

Steve Coogan

David Ershon

Ray Stevenson

Roger Wesley

Samuel L. Jackson

P.K. Highsmith

Dwayne Johnson

Christopher Danson

Lindsay Sloane

Francine

Natalie Zea

Christinith

Rob Riggle

Martin

Damon Wayans Jr.

Fosse

Derek Jeter

Himself

Larnell Stovall

Rasta

Jalil Jay Lynch

Rasta

Roy T. Anderson

Rasta

Andrew Secunda

Press Conference Reporter

Sara Chase

Press Conference Reporter

David Gideon

Mayor

Josh Church

Hot Dog Guy

Michael Delaney

Bob Littleford

Alison Becker

Financial News Anchor

Warren Kelley

NYSE Official

Bobby Cannavale

Jimmy

Zoe Lister-Jones

Therapist

Sean Heilig

Therapy Cop

Matthew J. McCarthy

Therapy Cop

Adam Phillips

Therapy Cop

Tess Kartel

Brazilian Woman

Rob Mars

Wesley's Guard

C.C. Taylor

Wesley's Guard

Zach Woods

Douglas

Jake Quinn

Precinct Detective #1

Andy Buckley

Don Beaman

Elizabeth Kaledin

NY1 Reporter

Will Lyman

Frontline Narration App

Rob Huebel

Officer Watts

Peter R. Thewes

Hazmat Officer

Robin Ng

Waiter

Brett Gelman

Hal

Malachy McCourt

Old Man at Irish Bar

Barry Carl

Irish Singer

Benjamin Magnuson

Irish Singer

Thomas McDonnell

Irish Singer

Jimmy O'Donnell

Irish Singer

Kevin Osborne

Irish Singer

Pierce Turner

Irish Singer

James Archie Worley

Irish Singer

Shakiem Evans

Dancer

Danielle Cell

Brenda

Brianne Moncrief

Ershon's Assistant

Brooke Shields

Brooke Shields

Rosie Perez

Herself

Patrick Ferrell

Precinct Detective #2

Adam McKay

Dirty Mike

Oliver Wood

Captain Salty

James Mazzola

Homeless Dude

Patrick Crowley

Homeless Dude

Ben Schwartz

Beaman's Assistant

Tara Copeland

Police Dispatcher

Eamon Speer

Ice Cream Man

Patrick Reale

Beaman Tow Cop

Zak Orth

Accountant

Pete Antico

Chechen Rebel

Viola Harris

Mama Ramos

Jamie Dugal

Schoolgirl

Chris Gethard

Clerk

Michael Fawcett

Minister

Pilar Angelique

Stunning Woman

Ice-T

Narrator (voice)

Anne Heche

Pamela Boardman (uncredited)

Horatio Sanz

Gallery Owner

Thomas Middleditch

Gallery Attendee

Tracy Morgan

Himself

Monty Sopp

Kip James (uncredited)

Brian James

BG James (uncredited)

Josef Sommer

District Attorney Radford (uncredited)

John Farrer

Priest (uncredited)