John Cusack

Ivan Alexeev

Tim Robbins

Josh Tager

Mary Crosby

Samantha Gregory

Clu Gulager

Norman Mart

Katy Boyer

Belinda Mart

Jessica Walter

Kay Mart

Sam Moore

Billy Diamond

Junior Walker

Lester Diamond

Susan Tyrrell

Nikki Morton

Doug McClure

Sid Tager

Connie Stevens

June Tager

King Cotton

Roscoe

Don Cornelius

Mo Fuzz

Bobcat Goldthwait

Get Rich Quick Guy

Lyle Alzado

You'll Never Make It In Show Biz guy

Brian James

The Blender Children

"Weird Al" Yankovic

Himself

Jello Biafra

FBI Man

Courtney Love

Norman's Spanker (uncredited)

Stiv Bators

Dick Slammer

Xander Berkeley

Ricky Fell

Danny Epper

Pimply Guard

Ebbe Roe Smith

Mr. G.

Keith Joe Dick

Mr. B.

Lee Arenberg

Norton

Rocky Giordani

Hitman #1

John Marshall Jones

Hitman #2

John Durbin

Hitman #3

Milton Selzer

Merlin Hinkle

Zander Schloss

Heavy Metal Fan

Jo Harvey Allen

Madame Olga

Sy Richardson

Bartender

Coati Mundi

Bald Executive

Patrick O'Neill

Student Journalist

Martha Quinn

RVTV-VJ

John Fleck

Critic #1

Jello Biafra

FBI Man #1

Bob McLean

FBI Man #2

Tiiu Leek

News Anchor

Scott St. James

News Reporter

Ted Nugent

Rock Star

Doug E. Fresh

Record Executive

Michael Nesmith

Water Man

Ed Pansullo

Video Protector

Steve McCambridge

Window Washer

Jennifer Balgobin

Calypso Dancer

Michael Franco

T-Shirt Vendor

Slavitza Jovan

Tish

John Lykes

Body Buddy

Jeannine Bisignano

Foxy Extra

David Anthony Higgins

Visual Aplomb

Steve Higgins

Visual Aplomb

Jim Ward

Dutch Reagan (voice)

Peter McCarthy

Menudo Fan

Joe Cosentino

Stu Beaumont

James Strong

Young Swanky Modes

Dan Blom

Cube Squared

Billy Ferrick

Cube Squared

Thomas Persson

Cube Squared

Angelo Moore

Ranchbone