Harry Shearer

Joey Lavin

Michael McKean

Porterfield 'Porty' Pendleton

Alan Thicke

Alan Thicke

Peter Marshall

Peter Marshall

George Wendt

General Edison 'Pete' Gerberding

Fred Willard

Senator Roger Dickey

Dick Butkus

Dick Butkus

Burt Bulos

Billy the Driver

Bob Einstein

Dom Molinari

Morgan Fairchild

Courtney Vandermint

Henry Gibson

Clifford Sloane

Joyce Greenleaf

Lingerie Lady

Gilley Grey

Guard

Annabelle Gurwitch

Jennifer Gersh

John Michael Higgins

Whit Summers

Howard Hesseman

Ted Frye

Joyce Hyser

Rita D'Onofrio

Richard Israel

Ad Agency Guy

Darron Johnson

Malcolm

Justin Kirk

Damien Pritzker

Jim Lampley

Jim Lampley

Robert Mandan

Stanton Vandermint

John Marrott

Sheriff

Kenneth Mars

Gene Molinari

DeLauné Michel

Ruby

Phil Miller

Old Golfer

Ming-Na Wen

Katy Woo

John O'Hurley

Earle Hansen

Judith Owen

Nancy McMahon

Julie Payne

Lila Claypool

Kiran Rao

Yeti

David Rasche

Elliot Chevron

Thom Sharp

James Neal Taylor

Kurtwood Smith

Sec. of Transportation William Easter

Joseph Sordetto

Undie Man

Brenda Strong

Jackie Sloane Chevron

Dale E. Turner

Maurice the Driver

David Todd West

Newspaper Guy Dave

Travis Wester

Denny O'Leary

Barry Wiggins

Vic Ricker

Larry Miller

(uncredited)

Scott Aaronson

Waiter (uncredited)

David E. Baker

Can Can Dancer (uncredited)

Jeffrey Coburn

Monk (uncredited)

Michael M. Joshua

Kitchen Sweeper (uncredited)

Christian Malmin

Can Can Dancer (uncredited)

Joan Marlowe

General's Wife (uncredited)

Terry Ray

Can Can Dancer (uncredited)

Kennedy Stone

Trophy Wife (uncredited)

Marcus Vaughn

Shakespeare Man (uncredited)