Phil Caracas

Jesus Christ

Murielle Varhelyi

Maxine Schreck

Maria Moulton

Mary Magnum

Tim Devries

Father Eustace

Ian Driscoll

Johnny Golgatha

Josh Grace

Dr. Praetorious

Tracy Lance

Gloria Oddbottom

Glen Jones

Father Alban

Mike Funk

Danny Sabbath

Lucky Ron

Blind Jimmy Leper

Johnny Vegas

Self

Jeff Moffet

Santos

Ivan Freud

Narrator

Erica Murton

Maggie

Alex Godin

Father Avellino

Shelly Pederson

Woman Blessed on the Beach

Thetis Bernard

Beach Vampire #1

Adel Croteau

Beach Vampire #2

Karen Friis

Dancing Angel #1

Marlene Friis

Dancing Angel #2

Guen Douglas

Dancing Angel #3

Sarah Levitin

Dancing Angel #4

Eva Colpaart

Dancing Angel #5

Ranita Raggo

The Straight Shooters Waitress

Christopher R. Bugg

Atheist #1

Ean Murphy

Atheist #2

Graham Collins

Allegro Clerk

Elinor Quesnel

Praetorius' Patient #1 / Wrestling Girl #1

Christine Demarbre

The Screaming Lesbian

Andy Smith

The Bishop

Marc Charron

The Cop

Jose Sanchez

The Transvestite

Sophie

Fifi the Dog

Jay Stone

God (voice)

Lyn Guerin

Photographer #2

Alana Ragbir

Photographer #3

Stu Hutchings

Danny Sabbath's Bodyguard

Rayna Farr-Dutchin

The Little Blind Girl

Harry Knuckles

Himself

Jenny Coutts

Virgin Mary

Nancy Riehle

Wresting Girl #2 / Praetorius' Patient #2

Milo

The Deaf Lesbian Dog

Mark Cayer

Worshipper

Olga Chrzanowska

Worshipper

Eric Demarbre

Hockey Jersey Atheist

Miles Finlayson

Atheist

Stephanie Halin

Lesbian Vampire

Claudia Jurt

Misty Winters

Yves Macra

The limo driver

Jason McMaster

Atheist 1

Karm Parker

Atheist #6

Mark Pollesel

Dancer

Steve Sauve

Pedestrian, Homeless Person

Casey Tourangeau

Singer, Musical Scene

Petr Maur

Photographer #1