Doubletime32

SpongeBob SquarePants / Patrick Star / Gary (voice)

TheGonzFam

Mr. Krabs / Squidward Tentacles / Prisoner / Singing Goofy Goober / The Royal Crown Polisher (voice)

Dougo

Plankton (voice)

Beckens

Karen (The Computer Wife) (voice)

CrystalAvenger

Sandy (voice)

Jeremy Pasta

Mrs. Puff / Victor / Lloyd (voice)

OrionMagnus

King Neptune / Floyd / Perch Perkins (voice)

Pasta Dash Creations

Mindy / Usher (voice)

GoldenDrago

Dennis (voice)

Snakeman5001

David Hasselhoff / Phil / The Goofy Goober Clock (voice)

Nick Mahoney

Dinghy Pirate (voice)

Sky Lombard

Telescope Pirate (voice)

Angel Gonzalez

Pirate #1 / Squire (voice)

Doctor Hoctor

Pirate #2 / Male Police Officer (voice)

Eric Lloyd

Captain Bart the Pirate / Waiter (voice)

Kartostrophic

Female Police Officer (voice)

Challengegirl9399

Female Fish (voice)

Blake Hussey

Phil / Goofy Goober Announcer (voice)

Kane Patrick

Ceremony Crowd Fish #2 (voice)

Elsie Lovelock

Ceremony Crowd Fish #4 (voice)

Vailskibum94

Ceremony Crowd Fish #5 (voice)

Miles T. Prower

Clay (voice)

Molly Null

Fred (voice)

Jeremy Weaver

Lloyd / Victor / Frog Fish Monster (voice)

Discordian

Chum Bucket Fish (voice)

Tovar Perri

Thug #1 / Screaming Beat-Up Thug / Thug #3 (voice)

Jake Gottfried

Thug #2 / Nat (voice)

The PickleMan

Bubble-Blowing Quadruple-Baby / Mr. Whiskers / Shell City Starfishes (voice)

Luke Smith

Baby Fish (voice)

SSRGatekeeper

Frog Fish Monster (voice)

Noah Gallant

Live Action Cyclops Diver / Additional Voices (as Weird Guy Noah)

Stephen Hillenburg

Voice of the Parrot (archive sound)

Rebecca Parham

Houston Voice

Stephen Carver

Freed Fish (voice) (as Saberspark)

DerpyBaymax

Sandals (voice)

PieGuyRulz

Harold (voice)

Joshuca

Additional Voices

Patrick Marrinan

Additional Voices

Nb

Various (voice: English version) (as Nostalgia Boy)

Matthew Nunez

Thug #4

John Michael Rosenblum

Live Action Spongebob

Theodore Rosenblum

Live-Action Patrick / Live-Action Screamer

SnowyyPiranha

Trench Monster (voice)

SuhmGuyVoices

King Neptune / Perch Perkins / Floyd (Voice)

Uranus

Pirate (voice)