Guthrie Barrett

Elvis Presley

Owen Cassidy

Frank the Agent

Carlo Baldwin

Elvis Dad

Mathew Quitoriano

The Wisest Man in the East

Davian Rosas

Mayor of Tennessee

James Mattes

Patent Officer

Isaiah Finks

Black People Representative

Ben Case

Jimmy

Jesse Cortez

Teacher

Karl Sandbo

Michael

Saskia Guluma

Buttface McFacefart

Ian Lord

Elvis Mom/Jeffery Dahmer/Crackhead/Bird