Griff Rhys Jones

Self - Narrator (voice)

Christine Ashford

Self - Naked Secretary

John Ashford

Self

Jamie Barfield

Self

Dan Denning

Self - Naked Butler

Dor Haworth

Self - Ian's Mother-in-Law

Elizabeth Humber

Self - Naked Lay Chaplain

Trevor Humber

Self - Naked Lay Chaplain

Kieran O'Brien

Self - Arushka's Boyfriend

Arushka Pollard

Self

Barbara Pollard

Self - Naked Gardener

Ian Pollard

Self - Naked Gardener

Jerry Turner

Self - Solicitor