John Michael Higgins

Dennis

Rob Benedict

Calvin

Steve Howey

Agnew

Rob Kerkovich

Mason

Andy Milonakis

Nick

Alanna Ubach

Naomi

Phillip Vaden

Joshua

Chris Williams

Chuck

Chi McBride

Bishop

Luis Guzmán

Raddimus

Max Kasch

Theo

Vanessa Lengies

Natasha

Maggie Lawson

Allison

Kirk Fox

Hank

Amanda Loncar

Suzy

Tania Raymonde

Amber

K.D. Aubert

Trina

Danneel Ackles

Sherry

Janet Varney

Haley

Adam Carolla

Ken Halsband

Missi Pyle

Rocky Rhoades/Exotic Dancer

Amber Hay

Ta Ta's Dream Girl

Justin Long

Dean

David Koechner

Dan

Noah Longo

Eugène

Erin Foster

Kristy

Eduardo Ambriz DeColosio

Miguel

Holland MacFallister

White Trash Dad

Jennipher Lewis

White Trash Mom

Wayne Morse

Two Top Man

Jonathan Terry

Elderly Man

Paul Tavianini

Wine Snob

Jean-Christophe Febbrari

French Guy

John Edward Lee

Asshole Customer

Jennifer Howard

Morella Model

J.D. Evermore

Exasperated Customer

Gary Wolf

Vladimir

Gwen Van Dam

Senile Woman

Billy Beck

Senile Man

Rick Boggs

Blind Man

Rob McKittrick

Statt the Bartender

Paul Morquecho

Hector

Grainger Hines

Earl

Bob Larkin

Chester

Jennifer Rhodes

Dennis' Mom

Heather Ankeny

Odetta Vendetta

Angela Gollan

White Trash Daughter

Michelle Shaffer

Trashy Blonde

Thomas Augsberger

Thomas Augsberger

Rhoades Rader

Cutting Room Floor Man

Paul Fiore

Gibberish Restaurant Guest

Rocco Botte

Jack

Kerry Finlayson

Nice Girl

Alex Spencer

Ta Ta's Patron