Jordan Mullins

Jeffrey / Mrs. Heavyhands

Danny McCarthy

Jeffro / Uncle Jethro

Max Stolte

Shit Bird / Kangaroo Reporter / Mayor Heavyhands

Emily Serruto

Grandma/Kim Jones

Mike Geraghty

Krangforknicakeeeeeskiddelybop Jones

Jesse Kendall

U (voice)

Brad Pike

Museum Tour Guide

Steve Plock

Scientologist Steve

Ross Childs

Q / Oscar The Incel

Emily Clouse

Hillary Clinton (voice)

Jason Elewski

Radical

Jon Harvey

Car Owner

Devin Henderson

Dr. Duck (voice)

Alec Herr

Postman Rick

Katie McClain

Scientologist Katie

Hailey Reed

Bartender

Aaron Merrill

Mr. Butcher

Liz Jarmer

Nurse Lady

Kristen Bock

Frog Nurse / Jethro's Aunt

Evan Minarovic

Human Boy Jeffrey