Noah Lennox

Bobby

Bill Darmon

Lance

Margot Schmid

Mother

Vincent Larusso

Rhett McConachie

Francis Mrena

Locker Room Bully 1

Shea Doolittle

Locker Room Bully 2

Anthony Murray

Bathroom Line Bully

Twila Raftu

Bathroom Line Girl

Patrick Hogan

Pat

Andrew Drazek

Andreas Saddarapolouss

Allison Smith

Kelly Cassett

Shaun Cronin

Stoner 1

Aram Terry

Stoner 2 / Drunk Frat Boy 3

Ted Beck

Demterius Mustafah Alousi

Ian McAllister

Homosexual

Kate Donneley

Sorority Girl 1

Jessie Knowles

Sorority Girl 2

Jason Kravitz

Drunk Frat Boy 1

Frank Murray

Drunk Frat Boy 2

Alison Augustine

Narrator (voice)