Katie Peterson

Rebecca Foster

Shea Stewart

Missy Pratt

Brandy Whitford

Mandy Rhodes

Caley Hayes

Kelly Morris

Ryan Keely

Jessie Scott

Krystyna Walters

Lisa Kapowski

David Ausem

Darren

Tony Batman

Tony

Vincent Chimato

Todd

Ron Jeremy

Himself

Beetlejuice

Himself

Janessa Brazil

Bikini Model

Craig Clarke

Crime Scene Officer

Ryan Dee

Montgomery Keybutter

Linnea Quigley

Willie

Jerry Lawler

Sheriff Jackson Cole

Al Sapienza

Sheriff Pratt

Asbestos Felt

Ronald - Karaoke Singer

Joel D. Wynkoop

TV Evangelist

Jennifer Worthington

Sacrificial Girl

Gregg Goldsbury

Bo

Amanda Kathryn

Destiny

Shawn C. Phillips

Jared

Kelly Otis

Rubber Raft Girl

Bruster Phoenix Sampson

Eric (as Bruster Sampson)

Julie Kendall

Rosemarie Foster (as Julie Kendal)

John McGlothlin

Dirk

Jason Kesser

Greg

Maxwell Terlecki

Zach

Sal Governale

Sal (as Sal 'The Stockbroker' Governale)

John Trapani

Priest

Nicko McBrain

Nicko McBrain

Jason Giardino

Security Guard

Joshua Flores

Dream Jared

Jared Kaufman

Gorilla Waiter

Mark Sherwin

Elderly Lifeguard

Dave Gregory

Crazy Girls Cameraman 5

Jason Kurtz

Crazy Girls Cameraman 6

Giuseppe Dicaccamo

Crazy Girls D.J. (as Giuseppe D.)

Bill Cassinelli

Cultist (uncredited)

Liam Day

Crazy Girls Cameraman (uncredited)