Phil Silvers

Self/Sgt Ernest G. 'Ernie' Bilko

Diana Dors

Self

Sydney Chaplin

Self

Paul Ford

Col. John T. Hall

Joe E. Ross

MSgt. Rupert Ritzik

Beatrice Pons

Mrs. Emma Ritzik

Harvey Lembeck

Cpl. Rocco Barbella

Allan Melvin

Cpl. Steve Henshaw

Maurice Gosfield

Pvt. Duane Doberman

Hope Sansberry

Mrs. Nell Hall

Nicholas Saunders

Captain Barker

Billy Sands

Pvt. Dino Papparelli

Herbie Faye

Cpl. Sam Fender

Mickey Freeman

Pvt. Fielding Zimmerman

Maurice Brenner

Pvt. Fleischman

John Alexander

The General

Bob Hastings

Hotel Doorman