Linda Blair

Nancy Aglet

Ned Beatty

Ernest Weller

Leslie Nielsen

Father Jebedaiah Mayii

Anthony Starke

Father Luke Brophy

Thom Sharp

Braydon Aglet

Lana Schwab

Fanny Ray Weller

Benj Thall

Ned Aglet

Dove Dellos

Freida Aglet

Jacquelyn Masche

Nancy's Mother

Melissa Moore

Bimbo Student

Willie Garson

Nerd Student

Erna Gregory

Student

Richard Halpern

Student

Carol Shermer

Student

Kathy Topia

Student

Gary Howe Scott

Soldier

Linda Brennan

Brideshead

Murray Langston

Man in Car

Melissa Shear

Woman in Car

Glen Vincent

Man in Elevator

Barbara Alyn Woods

Woman in Elevator

Douglas W. Kelly

TV Doctor

Robert Fuller

Dr. Hackett

Peter Gaulke

Rick

Greg Lewis

Goatee Dr. #1

John Copage

Goatee Dr. #2

Dani Douthette

Goatee Dr. #3

Timothy D'Arcy

Goatee Dr. #4

Jack Hanrahan

Hypnotist

Marc Siegler

Blind Man on Street

Chuck Kovacic

Ollie North

Peggy Faracy

Church Hostess

May Quigley

Sister Brothers

Annie Waterman

Nun in Retirement Home

Roger Scott

TV Newscaster

Nancy Kaine

Nun in Window

John Ingle

Father Crosby

Bryan O'Byrne

Father Stills

Ben Kronen

Father Nash

Fred D. Scott

Father Young

Johnny Dark

Aaron Kurtz

Doug Draizin

Fred Tartastein

Belle Avery

Gym Receptionist

Jake Steinfeld

Himself

Aaron Baker

Bodybuilder

Norman Large

Gay Bodybuilder

Karen Person

Aerobics Instructor

Charlotte J. Helmkamp

Incredible Girl

Army Archerd

Himself

Bob Drew

Stage Manager

Frazer Smith

Announcer

Jack LaLanne

Himself

Joseph V. Perry

Special Effects Man

Sheryl Bernstein

Lady with Snake

Wally George

Himself

Floyd Levine

Frank Lot

George A. Simonelli

Hood #1

Eugene Greytak

The Pope

Dawn Mazzella

Tour Guide

Bob Zany

Man on Studio Tour

Jesse Ventura

Himself

Gene Okerlund

Himself

Ian Abercrombie

Ice Tea Waiter (uncredited)

Sara Matthews

Inflated Girl in Gym (uncredited)

Julie Strain

Aerobics / Locker Room Nude Girl (uncredited)