Adam Sandler

Lenny Feder

Kevin James

Eric Lamonsoff

Chris Rock

Kurt McKenzie

David Spade

Marcus Higgins

Salma Hayek Pinault

Roxanne Chase-Feder

Maya Rudolph

Deanne McKenzie

Maria Bello

Sally Lamonsoff

Nick Swardson

Nick

Steve Buscemi

Wiley

Colin Quinn

Dickie Bailey

Tim Meadows

Malcom

Shaquille O'Neal

Officer Fluzoo

Jon Lovitz

Squats Fitness Janitor

Georgia Engel

Mrs. Lamonsoff

Alexander Ludwig

Braden

Peter Dante

Officer Dante

Oliver Hudson

Kyle

Allen Covert

Hippie Teacher

Steve Austin

Tommy Cavanugh

Milo Ventimiglia

Frat Boy Milo

Jake Goldberg

Greg Feder

Cameron Boyce

Keithie Feder

Alexys Nycole Sanchez

Becky Feder

Ada-Nicole Sanger

Donna Lamonsoff

Frank Gingerich

Bean Lamonsoff

Morgan Gingerich

Bean Lamonsoff

Nadji Jeter

Andre McKenzie

China Anne McClain

Charlotte Mackenzie

Kaleo Elam

Ronnie Mackenzie

Cheri Oteri

Penny

Ellen Cleghorne

Mary Fluzoo

April Rose

Hot Dance Teacher

Dan Patrick

Gym Teacher

Halston Sage

Nancy Arbuckle

Ebony Jo-Ann

Mama Ronzoni

Norm Crosby

Kmart Employee

Melanie Hutsell

Kmart Mother

Dennis Dugan

Dr. Larry

Jonathan Loughran

Robideaux

Jackie Sandler

Tardio's Wife

Sadie Sandler

Tardio's Daughter

Sunny Sandler

Tardio's Daughter

Chris Berman

The Great Renaldo

Michael Kay

Coach Romey

Richie Minervini

Principal Tardio

Kevin Grady

Muzby

Kris Murrell

Beefcake Kitty

Patty Ross

Pizza Delivery Woman

Aly Michalka

Bikini Girl Savannah

Paulina Gretzky

Bikini Girl Daisy

Kamil McFadden

Bumpty

Alexander Poncio

Duffy

Andy Samberg

Male Cheerleader

Jorma Taccone

Male Cheerleader

Bobby Moynihan

Male Cheerleader

Akiva Schaffer

Male Cheerleader

Taran Killam

Male Cheerleader

Paul Brittain

Male Cheerleader

Erin Heatherton

Ginger (Head Cheerleader)

Patrick Schwarzenegger

Frat Boy Cooper

David Henrie

Frat Boy

Jared Sandler

Frat Boy

Chris Titone

Frat Boy

Jimmy Tatro

Frat Boy

Brad Grunberg

Mailman

Valerie Gervickas

Nurse

Lisa Garcia

Soap Opera / Sexy Twin

Lizet Garcia

Soap Opera / Sexy Twin

Tanya Akim

Ice Cream House Worker

Robert Harvey

Party Guest

Billy Concha

Assistant Football Coach

Celeste Capasso

High School Janitor

Peter Wolf

The Party Band

Seth Justman

The Party Band

Taylor Lautner

Frat Boy Andy (uncredited)

Will Forte

Male Cheerleader (uncredited)

Michael Dubuc

Frat Boy (uncredited)