David Moran

Ganesha/Anubis/TV Commercial/Sleazy Guy (voice)

Kazimir Sas

Xenu/Photography Cop (voice)

Paul 'Werzel' Montague

Thor (voice)

Alex Manfrin

Chief Fitzsimmons (voice)

Emma Camden

Mary (voice)

Deanna Cooney

Freyja/TV Newsreporter (voice)

Igor Sas

The Father (voice)

Gordon Honeycombe

The Holy Ghost (voice)

Vito de Francesco

Zeus/Evidence Cop (voice)

Andrea Gibbs

Buddha/Coyolxauhqui/Athena (voice)

David Meadows

Sun Wukong (voice)